Contact: firstname.lastname@example.org This is the email address I check the most. I realize I’ve sort of neglected this site. But I do check the above email. I sincerely apologize to anyone who has tried to reach me but could not. At the moment, let me just say if you need help just contact me, and we’ll work something out. I put most of this site together in one weekend, and I’m not conversant with the latest on website building. Hence, it’s difficult to go in and fix everything on this site in a flash. However, I can fix the text in your Word file. That’s not a problem.
I have a BA, MA, and PhD in English. I also was a journalist, and I was an assistant professor of English at New Mexico State U. Granted, I know next to nothing about website building. And if you can code, well, good for you. But that doesn’t mean you’ve mastered the English language.
So, if you want help with any sort of text, contact me. If what I have to do takes little effort, I’ll let you be the judge on how much to pay. If you have something long and complicated, we’ll work something out. Also, if I’m swamped, I’m afraid the freebies will have to come last.
IMPORTANT: I’m for the most part retired, I plan to work for little or nothing, and I can’t afford professional liability insurance. What this means is if I make a mistake, I can only provide you with a refund. I can’t possibly afford to, eg, replace 20 billboards that have an apostrophe in the wrong place because I was having an off day. So by contacting me for business, you AGREE THAT MY LIABILITY WILL BE LIMITED TO A FULL REFUND.
Sorry, folks, I hate legal stuff, but I had to put that in. Please don’t be put off, go ahead and email me at email@example.com. I don’t want to be like the Maytag repairman, waiting around all day for a need for his services. (If you don’t remember that ad, don’t worry about it.)
One more important thing: If you are a student, you must disclose this. I cannot write your papers for you. That would be cheating. If I get contacted by your professor or whomever, I’ll have to tell them what happened. If you said you’re a student and I just gave you advice, that’s fine. If you didn’t disclose that you are a student, and I wrote your paper for you, that’s trouble.